Performed by Mr. Mackey & Children
By Cooldog

There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay
But its when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict
and must get back in touch
You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay
With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day
You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy,
its easy mmkay

Step 1: Instead of ass say buns,
like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"
Step 2: Instead of shit say poo,
as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"
Step 3: With bitch drop the "t"
because bich is latin for generosity
Step 4: Dont say fuck any more
because fuck is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word mmmkay!

We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay
With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day
you can change it today
We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey
Its easy mmkay!
Step 1: Instead of ass say buns,
like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"
Step 2: Instead of shit say poo,
as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"
Step 3: With bitch drop the "t"
because bich is latin for generosity
Step 4: Dont say fuck any more
because fuck is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say fuck,
no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck nooooo!!
Your cured, you can go!
We don't have to spend our lives
shootin up in the trash
homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
Its easy mmmkay!