Performed by Big Gay Al
By Cooldog

Bombs are Flying,
People are Dying,
Children are Crying,
Politicians are Lying too..
Cancer is Killing,
Texaco spilling,
The whole world's gone to hell..
But how are you?
I'm super, thanks for asking!
All things considered,
I couldn't be better I must say!
I'm feeling super, no nothing bugs me!
Everything is super when you're..
Don't you think I look cute in this hat!?

I'm so sorry, Mr Cripple..
Buy I just can't feel too bad for you right now
Because I'm feeling, so insanely super!
That even the fact that you can't walk
Can't bring me down!
He's super, thanks for asking!
All things considered,
he couldn't be better he must say!
Yes, i'm super! No, nothing bugs me!
Everything is super when you're..
Don't you think I look cute in this hat,
These little pants, This matching tie,
That I got at Merv's?!
I'm super, in the barracks and the trenches as well
Big Gay Al says, 'Do ask, Do tell'
Yes he's super, and he's proud to relay
Every-thing-is-super-when-you're-gay..
When you're gay!