[ti:Jizz In My Pants]
[ar:The Lonely Island]
[al:Incredibad]
[by:小學長]
[00:00.00]The Lonely Island - Jizz in my pants
[00:02.46]by 小學長
[00:04.26]Lock eyes from across the room 橫跨房間交錯視線
[00:06.13]down my drink while the rhythms boom 我在節奏轟鳴下放下酒杯
[00:08.26]take your hand and skip the names 牽起妳的手交換姓名
[00:10.08]no need here for the silly games 沒必要玩愚蠢的遊戲
[00:12.25]make our way through the smoke and crowd 我們穿過煙霧瀰漫的人群
[00:14.16]the club is the sky and I’m on your cloud 我乘著妳的雲朵在舞廳的天空上
[00:16.13]move in close as the lasers fly 親密接觸雷射飛舞
[00:18.09]our bodies touch and the angels cry 肢體交錯天使慟哭
[00:20.15]leave this place go back to yours 離開這裡前往妳家
[00:22.02]our lips first touch outside your doors 在家門口彼此熱吻
[00:24.00]a whole night what we’ve got in store 享受剩餘今宵
[00:25.96]whisper in my ear that you want some more 妳耳語道:妳想要更多
[00:27.85]and I 然後
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[00:28.15]JIZZ IN MY PANTS 我 就 射 了 !!!
[00:30.02]This really never happens you can take my word 我跟妳保證我從未這樣過
[00:31.68]I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd 我不會道歉 那很蠢
[00:33.80]Mainly your fault from the way that you dance 都是妳性感舞姿惹的禍
[00:35.71]and now I 然後
[00:35.96]JIZZ IN MY PANTS 我就 射 了 !!!
[00:37.76]don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a slut 別告訴妳朋友 不然我會宣揚你很賤
[00:39.63]plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt 而且都是妳亂摸我屁股害的
[00:41.72]I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus 我非常敏感 有人說這是優點
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[00:43.57]Now I’ll go home and change 我要回家換褲子了
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[00:46.02]I need a few things from the grocery 我去買些東西
[00:47.58]do things alone now mostly 只想一個人獨處
[00:49.52]left me heart broken not lookin’ for love 心碎的我不想尋歡
[00:51.48]surprised in my eyes when I looked above 我驚訝的往前看
[00:53.41]the check out counter and I saw a face 看到結帳台有張臉孔
[00:55.41]My heart stood still so did time and space 我的心跳與時空猛然停止
[00:57.40]Never felt that I could feel real again 沒想到感覺突然變的如此真實
[00:59.38]But the look in her eyes said I need a friend 看著她的雙眼告訴我需要個伴
[01:01.27]She turned to me that’s when she said it 她轉頭盯著我的臉
[01:03.24]Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?” 問我 現金還是信用卡
[01:05.17]And I然後
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[01:05.29]JIZZED IN MY PANTS 我 就 射 了 !!!
[01:07.26]It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me 這很正常
[01:08.93]But we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3 但我需要去第三排架子後面清理一下
[01:11.08]And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because I 現在我表現的如此尷尬 因為
[01:13.17]JIZZED IN MY PANTS 我 射 了 !!!
[01:15.17]To be fair you were flirting a lot 講老實話是妳剛才調情不斷
[01:17.08]plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot 而且妳胸前打包的兩顆讓我興奮又困擾
[01:19.00]please stop acting like you’re not impressed 別再表現妳的唾棄
[01:21.04]One more thing, I’m gonna play by check 對了 我要用支票
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[01:23.11]Last week - I saw a film 上個禮拜 我看了部電影
[01:24.95]As I recall it was a horror film 我記得是部恐怖片
[01:26.97]Walked outside into the rain 我走出戲院走入雨中
[01:28.91]Checked my phone and saw you rang and I 打開電話妳剛好打來
[01:30.82]JIZZED IN MY PANTS 然後 我 就 射 了 !!!
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[01:32.83]Speeding down the street when the red lights flash 紅燈閃爍 飆車上街
[01:34.78]need to get away need to make a dash 想靠速度逃避自己
[01:36.75]A song comes on that reminds me of you and I 耳邊響起一首回憶妳我的歌曲
[01:38.75]JIZZ IN MY PANTS 然後我 就 射 了 !!!
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[01:40.70]The next day my alarm goes off and I 隔天我鬧鐘響
[01:42.63]JIZZ IN MY PANTS 然後我 就 射 了 !!!
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[01:44.70]Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I 打開窗戶 颳起涼風
[01:46.67]JIZZ IN MY PANTS 然後我 就 射 了 !!!
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[01:48.54]When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I 靈異第六感布魯斯威利最後死了
[01:50.48]JIZZED IN MY PANTS 然後我 就 射 了 !!!
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[01:52.46]I just ate a grape and I 我咬了一口葡萄
[01:53.70]JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS 然後我 就 射 了 !!!
[01:55.51]Ok seriously you guys can we…ok… 好了 給我認真點
[01:55.52]JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS 然後我 就 射 了 !!!
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[02:00.83]I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU’RE NEXT TO ME 每次妳站在我身邊我就射了
[02:04.39]AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME 每次妳牽我的手 就像上床
[02:08.30]YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY 妳說我很幼稚 我說叫激情
[02:12.28]I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY 我時時刻刻都戴著保險套以防萬一
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[02:16.01]Cuz I 因為
[02:16.08]JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS 我 就 射 了 !!!
[02:18.11](I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants) 我 就 射 了 !!!
[02:21.91](I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants) 我 就 射 了 !!!