Jizz In My Pants歌词
歌手:The Lonely Island

The Lonely Island - Jizz in my pants
by 小學長
Lock eyes from across the room 橫跨房間交錯視線
down my drink while the rhythms boom 我在節奏轟鳴下放下酒杯
take your hand and skip the names 牽起妳的手交換姓名
no need here for the silly games 沒必要玩愚蠢的遊戲
make our way through the smoke and crowd 我們穿過煙霧瀰漫的人群
the club is the sky and I’m on your cloud 我乘著妳的雲朵在舞廳的天空上
move in close as the lasers fly 親密接觸雷射飛舞
our bodies touch and the angels cry 肢體交錯天使慟哭
leave this place go back to yours 離開這裡前往妳家
our lips first touch outside your doors 在家門口彼此熱吻
a whole night what we’ve got in store 享受剩餘今宵
whisper in my ear that you want some more 妳耳語道:妳想要更多
and I 然後
JIZZ IN MY PANTS 我 就 射 了 !!!
This really never happens you can take my word 我跟妳保證我從未這樣過
I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd 我不會道歉 那很蠢
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance 都是妳性感舞姿惹的禍
and now I 然後
JIZZ IN MY PANTS 我就 射 了 !!!
don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a slut 別告訴妳朋友 不然我會宣揚你很賤
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt 而且都是妳亂摸我屁股害的
I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus 我非常敏感 有人說這是優點
Now I’ll go home and change 我要回家換褲子了
I need a few things from the grocery 我去買些東西
do things alone now mostly 只想一個人獨處
left me heart broken not lookin’ for love 心碎的我不想尋歡
surprised in my eyes when I looked above 我驚訝的往前看
the check out counter and I saw a face 看到結帳台有張臉孔
My heart stood still so did time and space 我的心跳與時空猛然停止
Never felt that I could feel real again 沒想到感覺突然變的如此真實
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend 看著她的雙眼告訴我需要個伴
She turned to me that’s when she said it 她轉頭盯著我的臉
Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?” 問我 現金還是信用卡
And I然後
JIZZED IN MY PANTS 我 就 射 了 !!!
It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me 這很正常
But we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3 但我需要去第三排架子後面清理一下
And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because I 現在我表現的如此尷尬 因為
JIZZED IN MY PANTS 我 射 了 !!!
To be fair you were flirting a lot 講老實話是妳剛才調情不斷
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot 而且妳胸前打包的兩顆讓我興奮又困擾
please stop acting like you’re not impressed 別再表現妳的唾棄
One more thing, I’m gonna play by check 對了 我要用支票
Last week - I saw a film 上個禮拜 我看了部電影
As I recall it was a horror film 我記得是部恐怖片
Walked outside into the rain 我走出戲院走入雨中
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I 打開電話妳剛好打來
JIZZED IN MY PANTS 然後 我 就 射 了 !!!
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash 紅燈閃爍 飆車上街
need to get away need to make a dash 想靠速度逃避自己
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I 耳邊響起一首回憶妳我的歌曲
JIZZ IN MY PANTS 然後我 就 射 了 !!!
The next day my alarm goes off and I 隔天我鬧鐘響
JIZZ IN MY PANTS 然後我 就 射 了 !!!
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I 打開窗戶 颳起涼風
JIZZ IN MY PANTS 然後我 就 射 了 !!!
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I 靈異第六感布魯斯威利最後死了
JIZZED IN MY PANTS 然後我 就 射 了 !!!
I just ate a grape and I 我咬了一口葡萄
JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS 然後我 就 射 了 !!!
Ok seriously you guys can we…ok… 好了 給我認真點
JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS 然後我 就 射 了 !!!
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU’RE NEXT TO ME 每次妳站在我身邊我就射了
AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME 每次妳牽我的手 就像上床
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY 妳說我很幼稚 我說叫激情
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY 我時時刻刻都戴著保險套以防萬一
Cuz I 因為
JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS 我 就 射 了 !!!
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants) 我 就 射 了 !!!
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants) 我 就 射 了 !!!