Little Big Town - Welcome to the Family
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Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
Yeah, she''ll make a real good wife
Hope you have lots of babies
Hope you get a real good job
Hope you don''t mind company
''Cause we''ll be here a lot
And brother here''s some brotherly advice
If you know what''s good for you you''ll treat her right
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''Cause Grandpa''s the local sheriff
Yeah he''s the judge and the jury too
Uncle Bill''s the undertaker, Son
He''ll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse, he''s just crazy
He''ll fight you just for fun
Mama''s got a real bad temper
And daddy''s got a shotgun
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Welcome to the family
And this side of the tracks
If you ever leave her
You ain''t coming back
My nephew Red''s a hunter
He''s gonna hunt you down
Just like he did the last one
And he still ain''t been found
Now I like you just fine, don''t get me wrong
But boy take care of her ''cause if you don''t
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''Cause Grandpa''s the local sheriff
Yeah he''s the judge and the jury too
Uncle Bill''s the undertaker, Son
He''ll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse, he''s just crazy
He''ll fight you just for fun
Mama''s got a real bad temper
And daddy''s got a shotgun
''Cause Grandpa''s the local sheriff
Yeah he''s the judge and the jury too
Uncle Bill''s the undertaker, Son
He''ll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse, he''s just crazy
He''ll fight you just for fun
Mama''s got a real bad temper
And daddy''s got a shotgun
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Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
Yeah she''ll make a real fine wife
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