[ti:Ironic] [ar:Alanis Morissette] [al:jagged little pill] [by:(5nd音乐网)5nd] [00:00] Ironic [00:11]An old man turned ninety-eight [00:16]He won the lottery and died the next day [00:22]Its a black fly in your Chardonnay [00:28]Its a death row pardon two minutes too late [00:33]Isnt it ironic...dont you think [02:48][01:28][00:38]Its like rain on your wedding day [02:54][01:35][00:44]Its a free ride when youve already paid [03:00][01:40][00:50]Its the good advice that you just didnt take [03:06][01:46][00:56]Who wouldve thought...it figures [01:02]Mr.Play it safe was afraid to fly [01:06]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goos-bye [01:12]He waited his whole demn life to take that flight [01:18]And as the plane crashed down he thought [01:21]"Well isnt this nice..." [01:26]And isnt it ironic...dont you think [01:52]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you [01:56]When you think everythings okay and everythings going right [02:03]And life has a funny way of helping you out when [02:07]You think everythings gone wrong and everything blows up [02:10]In your face [02:15]A traffic jam when youre already late [02:19]A no-smoking sigh on your cigarette break [02:25]Its like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife [02:31]Its meeting the man of my dreams [02:34]And then meeting his beautiful wife [02:38]And isnt it ironic...dont you think [02:43]A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think... [03:16]Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you [03:23]Life has a funny,funny way of helping you out [03:30]Helping you out [03:35]