[ti:My Name is]
[ar:Eminem]
[by:mp3.5nd]
[la:The Slim Shady]
[03:34][03:24][02:16][01:19][01:09][00:00]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
[03:39][03:27][02:19][01:23][01:12][00:04]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
[03:40][03:29][02:22][01:25][01:14][00:07]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
[03:44][03:33][02:26][01:29][01:18][00:09]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
[00:14]Ahem.. excuse me!
[00:18]Can I have the attention of the class
[00:20]for one second?
[Eminem]
[00:23]Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
[00:26]Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
[00:29]Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
[00:32]Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
[00:34]My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
[00:37]but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
[00:40]And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
[00:43]Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
[00:46]Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
[00:48]Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
[00:51]Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
[00:54]And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
[00:57]I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
[00:59]faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
[01:02]C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
[01:06]I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!
Chorus
[Eminem]
[01:31]My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
[01:34]The only problem was my English teacher was a guy
[01:37]I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
[01:40]and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)
[01:42]Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
[01:45]Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...)
[01:48]Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians
[01:50]Rapin lesbians while they screamin: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
[01:53]Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
[01:56]I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
[01:59]I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
[02:02]Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
[02:05]You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
[02:07]and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
[02:10]This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
[02:13]So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'
Chorus
[Eminem]
[02:38]Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
[02:41]Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
[02:44]I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
[02:47]I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
[02:50]Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
[02:53]I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
[02:56]All my life I was very deprived
[02:58]I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
[03:01]Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
[03:03]I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)
[03:06]When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
[03:09]HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAH!)
[03:13]I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
[03:15]Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
[03:18]I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
[03:19]And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
[03:21]Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had
Chorus
5nd