I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and
Yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice
But who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and
Yellow purple pills
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of valium
Inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with
A trick up his sleeve
To roll up on you
Like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 people
And 5 I hit
Ah sh*t
I started a mosh pit
Squashed a b****
And stomped the foster kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb sh*t start happenin'
Dumber than Vanilla Ice
Tryin to rap again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house
With a half an ounce
Not weed I meant coke
Dumb as* sit down
We don't bullsh*t
Better ask around
D-12 throws the bomb
And's dashing town
Bizarre, your mom is passing out
Get her as* on the couch
'Fore she crashes out
F*** that, someone help Denaun
He's upstairs naked
With a weapon drawn
Hey Von
You see me stepping
On these leprechauns?
It gotta be acid
'Cause the X is gone
Ya I took them all dog
With some parmesian
And I think my arm is gone
It's probably numb
Dumb, dumb, and full of cumm
And I think he 'bout
To swallow his tongue
Scary as* it was a false alarm
You think I'm 'bout to die
When I just got on
So stop acting stupid
You so high
That you might wake up with a guy
On some new sh*t
I think I did too much
This substance equals cuffs
Red pills, blue pills, and green
Big pills (That's ill)
Mescaline
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and
Yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice
But who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and
Yellow purple pills
Dirty Dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they
Hate each other
They probably wanna
Take each other out
And date each other
Some, something
Something, something
Something, something
Pop pills
Pills I pop
Pop two pills
On stilts I walk
Snort two lines that
Were filled with chalk
Thought it was Incredible
I killed the Hulk
I wanna roll away
Like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back
In my skull for days
And when I'm old and gray
Look for coke to smoke
I overdose
When I pack up my nose with coke
I must have broke the choke
Had an accident when
The Trojan broke
Ahh, poor baby
Born by whore lady
Now I gotta straight born infant
(You're crazy)
I pop four E's at one time
And I don't need water
When I'm swallowing mine
(You got any shroom?)
Does Bizarre smoke crack?
I can't get job
'Cause her mom's so trashed
Why the hell you
Niggas think I rap?
I do it just to get your
Company hijacked
If you like smack
Then I might too
(Swift, chill)
I just wanna get high like you
And I don't give a damn
If they white or blue
Speed, shrooms
Down the valiums
Even smoke weed outta vacuums
I just got some and
I'm going back soon
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and
Yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice
But who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and
Yellow purple pills
I'm at rave
Looking like a slave
High off chronic
Gin and tonic demonic
Body smelt like vomit
Pussy poppin', acid choppin'
Dope heavy guy
Heroine mescaline pimp
So ladies wanna try
Blue pills, golden seals
Got Bizarre actin' ill
Drugs kill (Yeah, right)
B**** I'm for real
Shut your mouth you dirty sl*t
You know you want it in your butt
I'll put it in your c*nt
Let Bizarre nutt
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and
Yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice
But who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and
Yellow purple pills
Dirty Dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they
Hate each other
They probably wanna
Take each other out
And date each other
Some, something
Something, something
Something, something