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[00:04.43]《两仪神曲》
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[00:06.49]词曲：雷子
[00:07.35]演唱：雷子
[00:08.26]编曲：雷子
[00:08.81]和声：董青青
[00:09.57]三弦演奏：老嘎
[00:10.27]对白配音：MC疯子
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[00:35.65]赤兔马儿蹄儿朝西
[00:39.57]方天画戟玩儿命追
[00:43.64]三顾茅庐为见谁
[00:49.67]小小书童没礼貌
[00:52.02]耍酷当心遭雷劈
[00:55.97]偷看美女要收费
[00:59.93]黑脸基佬儿吻我的嘴
[01:04.06]狗头军师没啥用
[01:08.79]姓宋的，你是不是说俺了？
[01:12.57]天空突然一火链
[01:16.55]莫非玉帝想抽烟儿
[01:20.42]看见流星儿许个愿
[01:24.74]砸进自家院儿里边儿
[01:29.37]桃园结义三兄弟
[01:32.99]保着唐僧取西经
[01:37.28]一百零八上梁山
[01:41.40]天上掉下个林妹妹
[02:19.86]武松欧巴打老虎
[02:23.03]白脸军师好风度
[02:26.96]为奴家转身拦不住（I want you）
[02:32.24]选个经纪人也姓宋
[02:35.81]天空突然一火链
[02:39.33]莫非玉帝想抽烟儿
[02:43.34]看见流星儿许个愿
[02:47.46]砸进自家院儿里边儿
[02:51.99]桃园结义三兄弟
[02:55.93]保着唐僧取西经
[02:59.99]一百零八上梁山
[03:04.52]天上掉下个林妹妹
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