快递小哥(段子版) - 许家豪&任妙音 - 任妙音
[00:00.84]快递小哥(段子版) - 许家豪/任妙音
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[00:01.14]词:颂今
[00:01.40]曲:颂今
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[00:01.82]叮咚——!
[00:02.49](合)猜猜谁来了
[00:04.77](女)他可以准确叫出你的名字
[00:07.48](男)他为了跟你见面风雨无阻
[00:10.79](女)他每次找你都送来你喜爱的宝贝
[00:15.29](男)他一叫你你立马会下楼去迎接他
[00:19.91](女)他不是你男朋友也不是你老公
[00:23.68](男)这个人就是我—快、递、小、哥
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[00:28.72](男)我骑呀骑上我的电动车四处里忙送货
[00:34.81](女)你跑了东家跑西家楼上楼下如穿梭
[00:41.16](男)我累呀累呀累得满头汗脸上还笑呵呵
[00:47.84](女)我网上买的那些好东东全都是你送给我
[00:53.99](合)快递小哥啊快递小哥
[01:02.14](女)三百六十行
[01:05.68](男)新添了我一个
[01:08.52](女)人人都需要你啊
[01:11.82](男)家家欢迎感谢我
[01:15.05](女)快递小哥辛苦啦快歇会喝杯茶
[01:21.77](合)可敬的好小伙快递小哥
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[01:33.18](男)你好取快递
[01:34.44](女)哦我买的好吃的
[01:36.68](男)哎?再再再下来又有快递来了
[01:39.96](女)哦我网购的名牌包包
[01:43.40](男)哎妹纸你怎么又又又又有快递来了
[01:47.83](女)哦我代购的进口化妆品
[01:50.85](男)妹纸不是哥说你 你这买买买的节奏以后谁还敢娶你啊
[01:58.15](女)呃……
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[02:01.10](男)我一天一天从早跑到晚四季里忙送货
[02:07.16](女)你严寒酷暑挡不住风里雨里送包裹
[02:14.10](男)我赶呀赶急赶忙送文件送餐更要趁热
[02:20.27](女)网友们都说你是段子手送来方便和欢乐
[02:26.63](合)快递小哥啊快递小哥
[02:34.53](女)三百六十五天
[02:38.40](男)天天都紧忙活
[02:41.31](女)我为你来点赞啊
[02:44.31](男)为我编了这首歌
[02:47.59](女)快递小哥段子多
[02:51.19](男)真搞笑好幽默
[02:54.16](合)开心的帅小伙快递小哥
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[03:03.46](女)哎帅哥你说为啥没有女的送快递啊
[03:10.45](男)我说了妹纸你别生气啊
[03:14.17](女)不生气
[03:15.80](男)我猜是怕她们半道上忍不住把包裹给拆了吧
[03:21.77](女)啊
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[03:23.69](合)快递小哥啊快递小哥
[03:29.72](女)三百六十五天
[03:33.26](男)天天都紧忙活
[03:35.92](女)我为你来点赞啊
[03:39.68](男)为我编了这首歌
[03:43.08](女)快递小哥段子多
[03:46.36](男)真搞笑好幽默
[03:49.88](合)开心的帅小伙快递小哥!
[03:57.56](合)开心的帅小伙快递小哥
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