Ooh, look at all this company coming round tonight Even Catherine O'Hara's come by to say hello You really wanna know? Well, I'll tell you, I might have to pour myself another little moonshine... Here we go: It was a sweet and frosty may in the town of Thunder Bay when Dale and Wendy Day went out to Sweetbrush Lake they found a weeping willow, sat down to do the Thunder Bay a go go well the wind was real soft, poor little Wendy just had to break later on that month, Dale went for Pepper lunch at the "we're all in this together diner" the pea soup was fine, the corncob on time, chili dogs even finer but the real reason was that Wendy was workin' counter those two little kids just couldn't get enough of each other Dale broke out like a man and said "Wendy I think I want to take your hand! and make little children and live beyond the sand and with respect to the clouds and the colony of your eyes" that day we made love I'm gonna call our little child Amber Jones. Hey supermodel set the rest of us free there ain't no genie in the bottle or in that magazine hey supermodel what's it like being pretty? Now everyone knows that if you're going to run a successful cafe you have to hire the prettiest waitress. Amber, turns out, had been working at the Pepper lunch cafe just like her mother did twenty years earlier and it boils down to this very simple doctrine given to her by Ralph Habbasham, the owner. Ralph says the customer's always right and the customers here are mostly men and though it don't seem from table two to sixteen all men do is dream of falling in love just like women. Now watching from table twenty was a man from New York city who was most impressed with Amber's poses. He said "come over here missy I got's a kinda proposition that is if you're willing to listen." Hey supermodel set the rest of us free there ain't no genie in the bottle or in that magazine hey supermodel Now she was just everywhere, I mean little girls wanted to be like her, little boys wanted to be with her. Even mothers somehow altered their physique just to be a little closer to what Amber represented. One day, Amber who likes the sweetbrush diner where she used to work at really missed those coconut cake cucumbers and made out with a giant flesh missile on the top of her forehead. Poor little Amber couldn't do a thing about it and her poor career went kinda downhill as the people outside her hotel room penthouse cried out, well you know what they cried out. Hey supermodel set the rest of us free there ain't no genie in the bottle or in that magazine hey supermodel what's it like being a teen dream? Shackles, shackles, shackles on my heart. I loved you from the very first day from the start but you left call it theft of the heart bring me back the spark pretty girl, pretty princess that is left bright lights in the glitter, the shine of the night dreamed of the city cuz you dreamed of flight but it's timber watch these trees that are falling pretty little princess with no one to call it's a small town now girl that doesn't seem so small first love, fifth grade, first kiss at the mall with me y'all check it with degree bring it back upon the m.i.c. cuz the man's on his knees small town ways and the g's from the grade bring me back sunny days we's that praise haze y'all tripping through the maze everyday in the mind want the grape from the vine that was mine come back y'all to the very first day that we met cuz I must call it theft y'all protection and selection of my memory poet on the mic with degrees saying please princess y'all my supermodel girl bring ya back pretty princess cuz I like to rock your world one time smooth sweet like wine