I remember when I found out about chemistry
It was a long, long way from here
I was old enough to want it but younger than I wanted to be
Suddenly my mission was clear
So for awhile I conducted experiments
And I was amazed by the things I learned
From the fine, fine girl with nothin' but good intentions
And a bad tendency to get burned
Oh, all about chemistry
Won't you show me everything you know
Oh, wonder what you do to me
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Sometime later I met a young graduate
When I had nobody to call my own
I told her I was looking for somebody to appreciate
And I just couldn't do it alone
So for awhile we conducted experiments
In an apartment by the river road
And we found out that the two things we put together
Had a bad tendency to explode
Oh, all about chemistry
Won't you show me everything you've learned
I'll memorize everything you do to me
So I can teach it when it comes my turn
Fine spring days
California waves
Sweet pacific scenes
Through the windows of airplanes and hotel rooms
So when I find myself alone and unworthy
I'll think about all the things I've learned
From the fine, fine women with nothin' but good intentions
And a bad tendency to get burned
Oh, all about chemistry
Won't you show me everything you know
Oh, wonder what you do to me
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, all about chemistry
Won't you show me everything you've learned
I'll memorize everything you do to me
So I can teach it when it comes my turn
It's all about chemistry
It's all about chemistry
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh