[ti:娱乐圈杀人事件]
[ar:农夫]
[al:]
[by:ee23@Ching]
[00:00.82]农夫 - 娱乐圈杀人事件
[00:03.26]本歌词由Ching制作分享
[00:05.48]作曲：Jack Splash 填词：6 Wing．C Kwan
[00:08.31]编曲：Jack Splash 监制：6 Wing．C Kwan
[00:10.11]
[00:10.65]即刻开始听真啲　农夫两个MC死咗嘅事
[00:15.29]佢哋泉下有知　讲几只字　喺娱乐圈你死你事
[00:20.53]以前边有人识得农夫系乜
[00:22.87]但系有人识噏　农夫系得
[00:25.32]今日我卖得　你又话我变质
[00:27.75]我唔讲得太露骨　我怕从此绝笔
[00:29.75]得得得　驶乜咁多原则　最紧要咪乱噏
[00:32.67]叫我做乜就做乜　直到导演嗌cut
[00:35.32]做小丑又得　唔怕一万唔怕万一
[00:37.83]话我肉酸　又话我核突
[00:40.09]但系呢个系事实　我高过你　我人工高过你
[00:43.41]我去拍戏等十几粒钟等到懵　拍十几分钟
[00:47.67]最後成条片都冇用　轻轻松松收工
[00:50.11]你点会轻轻松松得过我　我写过好多广告歌
[00:55.15]顺顺利利起货　又话写得唔错
[00:57.51]仲可以plug埋plug埋当一首新歌
[01:00.28]你写广告歌你不如拍广告　啲广告商爽到冇乜嘢畀我做
[01:05.16]冇排过舞　又话我跳到　只需要笑到好似烧坏脑
[01:10.31]到你发现其实你惯晒　入娱乐界当你货物卖
[01:14.97]你积埋积埋觉得冇古怪　即时certify
[01:19.75]
[01:20.32]即刻开始听真啲　农夫两个MC死咗嘅事
[01:24.87]佢哋泉下有知　讲几只字　喺娱乐圈你死你事
[01:29.91]即刻开始听真啲　农夫两个MC死咗嘅事
[01:34.87]佢哋泉下有知　讲几只字　喺娱乐圈你死你事
[01:39.76]本歌词由Ching制作分享
[01:40.45]继续继续　　最好做音乐节目
[01:42.24]唱半首歌系直播　　唔驶再录
[01:44.60]冇错　　唱错歌词都唔驶NG　走音又冇人知
[01:47.37]点解呀　我啲歌都无key
[01:49.82]做商场show咪仲好　嗰度鬼杀咁嘈
[01:52.06]有时我一句都冇唱到　佢哋都完全听唔到
[01:54.63]做大学show咪仲过瘾　一出场佢哋就兴奋
[01:57.14]有时我谂大学生可能从来无见过人
[01:59.75]哇　咁你要返上去行吓
[02:02.39]吓　我都唔识唱普通话
[02:04.99]唔驶架　只要你郁一郁咋
[02:07.20]佢哋就「哗」　直头变咗刘华
[02:09.69]系　如果要计出埠做嘢最盏鬼
[02:12.63]出出入入都系头等机位
[02:14.86]咁又系　间酒店房装得落我间屋咁滞
[02:17.42]我谂过住足一世　以後都唔返嚟
[02:19.83]到你发现其实你惯晒　入娱乐界当你货物卖
[02:24.32]你积埋积埋觉得冇古怪　即时certify
[02:29.05]
[02:29.75]即刻开始听真啲　农夫两个MC死咗嘅事
[02:34.48]佢哋泉下有知　讲几只字　喺娱乐圈你死你事
[02:39.53]即刻开始听真啲　农夫两个MC死咗嘅事
[02:44.39]佢哋泉下有知　讲几只字　喺娱乐圈你死你事
[02:49.46]
[02:50.06]去咗阴间　我都可以翻生
[02:52.03]帛金都悭返　咸鱼都可以反弹
[02:54.47]去咗阴间　我都可以翻生
[02:56.88]帛金都悭返　咸鱼都可以反弹
[02:59.40]去咗阴间　我都可以翻生
[03:01.99]帛金都悭返　咸鱼都可以反弹
[03:04.57]去咗阴间　我都可以翻生
[03:06.93]帛金都悭返　咸鱼都可以反弹
[03:09.08]本歌词由Ching制作分享