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[00:11.30]The piano has been drinking
[00:16.84]my necktie is asleep
[00:21.73]and the combo went back to New York
[00:27.39]the jukebox has to take a leak
[00:32.43]and the carpet needs a haircut
[00:37.55]and the spotlight looks like a prison break
[00:42.86]cause the telephone's out of cigarettes
[00:48.39]and the balcony's on the make
[00:53.40]and the piano has been drinking
[00:58.69]the piano has been drinking...
[01:03.80]and the menus are all freezing
[01:09.48]and the lightman's blind in one eye
[01:14.08]and he can't see out of the other
[01:19.38]and the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid
[01:25.10]and he showed up with his mother
[01:29.90]and the piano has been drinking
[01:35.41]the piano has been drinking
[01:40.64]cause the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
[01:46.60]cream puff casper milk toast
[01:51.59]and the owner is a mental midget
[01:56.93]with the I.Q. of a fencepost
[02:01.86]cause the piano has been drinking
[02:07.30]the piano has been drinking...
[02:12.77]and you can't find your waitress
[02:18.36]with a Geiger counter
[02:23.10]And she hates you and your friends
[02:27.30]and you just can't get served
[02:31.54]without her
[02:33.81]and the box-office is drooling
[02:38.71]and the bar stools are on fire
[02:44.08]and the newspapers were fooling
[02:49.28]and the ash-trays have retired
[02:55.04]the piano has been drinking
[02:59.63]the piano has been drinking
[03:05.16]The piano has been drinking
[03:10.24]not me, not me, not me, not me, not me