In Sears and Robucks in 1957, In my last life all good girls would go to Heaven. But Ive a strangeness, a queer propensity for twisting the knife too easily. When I think Im getting better, Im just getting worse. When I think Ive got it made, I am impossibly cursed. When did I become such a bitch? And how did I let this happen? I dont know. When did I become such a bitch? I used to be so nice. Its like a sickness, Im powerless to stop it. My boring life, my little heart made misanthropic. Dont give me reasons, just give me therapy, But - really - just give me what I want. When I think Im getting better, Im evil again. When I think Ive got it fixed, I have familliar refrains. When did I become such a bitch? And how did I let this happen? I dont know. When did I become such a bitch? I used to be so nice, Well, I used to be alright. But I hate everyone and everything all of the time. And being so cruel - cause all the pleasure that I get My wicked tongue helps me forget Myself and all my foolish ways Cause being good is just so fucking boring. La, la, la, its boring. When I think Im getting better, Im just getting worse When I think Ive got it made, I am impossibly cursed. When I think that Im better, Im worse, yes, I am. When I think that Im better, I find that Im cursed. When did I become such a bitch? And how did I let this happen? I dont know. When did I become such a bitch? I used to be so nice once upon a time. Oh, when did I become such a bitch? And how did I let this happen? I dont know. When did I become such a bitch? I used to be so nice, Well, I used to be alright.