[ti:My Mom] [ar:Eminem] [al:Relapse] [by:活在當下] [00:-2.20]Eminem - My Mom [00:-1.19] [00:00.00]LRC制作:活在當下 QQ:6313827 [00:00.67] [00:01.95]Yea, yea yea yea yea yea yea [00:07.33]okay, alright, yo, yo [00:12.87]yao, yao, [00:15.09]alright Im gonna lay the chorus first [00:19.28]here we go now [00:20.95] [00:21.63]My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs [00:26.26]thats why I am like I am cuz Im like her [00:31.50]because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs [00:36.94]thats why Im on what Im on cuz Im my mom [00:41.79] [00:42.63]My mom my mom I know youre probably [00:44.60]tired of hearing bout my mom oh ho whoa ho [00:48.15]but this is just a story of when I was just a shorty [00:50.66]and how I became hooked on va-hal yuh-hum [00:53.43]Valium was in everything, food that I ate [00:56.07]the water that I drank, fuckin peas in my plate [00:58.54]she sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak [01:01.35]so everyday Id have at least three stomach aches [01:03.88]now tell me, what kind of mother would wanna see her [01:06.75]son grow up to be an undera-fuckin-cheaver [01:09.33]my teacher didnt think I was gonna be nothing either [01:12.05]What the fuck ya sticking gum up under the fuckin seat for? [01:14.80]Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffing ether [01:17.46]either that or the mother fuckers been puffing refer [01:20.04]but all this huffing and puffing wasnt what it was either [01:22.72]it was neither, I was buzzing but it wasnt what she thought [01:25.47]pee in a tea cup? Bitch you aint my keeper [01:28.17]Im sleeping, what the fuck you keep on fuckin with me for? [01:30.62]slut you need to leave me the, fuck alone I aint playing [01:33.23]go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin zebra [01:35.99] [01:36.23]My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs [01:40.80]thats why I am like I am cuz Im like her [01:46.15]because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs [01:51.41]thats why Im on what Im on cuz Im my mom [01:56.56] [01:57.56]Wait a minute, this aint dinner this is paint thinner [02:00.43]You ate it yesterday I aint hear no complaints did I? [02:03.03]now heres a plate full of pain killers [02:04.72]now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes [02:07.49]you little mother fucker Ill make you sit there and make [02:10.58]that retarded fuckin face without even tasting it [02:13.35]you better lick the fuckin plate you aint wasting it [02:15.73]put your face in it fore I throw you in the basement again [02:18.88]and I aint giving in, youre gonna just sit there in one fuckin place ??? [02:22.84]till next Thanksgiving and if you still aint finished it [02:25.37]Ill use the same shit again then when I make spinach dip [02:28.10]itll be placed in that shit, you little shit [02:30.46]wanna sit there and play innocent [02:32.06]a rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it [02:35.03]child support? Your father he aint sent the shit [02:37.48]and so what if he did its none of your dang business kid [02:40.03] [02:40.29]my mom, theres no one else quite like my mom [02:43.86]I know I should let bygones be bygones [02:46.55]but shes the reason why am high what Im high on [02:50.24] [02:50.71]My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs [02:55.40]thats why I am like I am cuz Im like her [03:00.75]because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs [03:06.05]thats why Im on what Im on cuz Im my mom [03:11.12] [03:12.14]My mom loved Valium now all I am is a party animal I am what I am [03:17.23]but Im strong to the finish with me Valium spinach [03:20.07]but my buzz only lasts about two minutes [03:22.70]but I dont wanna swallow it without chewing it [03:25.38]I cant even write a rhyme without doing it [03:27.86]My Valium, My Valium [03:33.14] [03:33.39]Man I never thought that I could ever be [03:35.39]a drug addict, nah fuck that I cant have it happen to me [03:38.53]but thats actually what has ended up happening [03:41.12]a tragedy, a fuckin passing it up catching me [03:44.10]and its probably where I got acquainted with the taste aint it? [03:46.92]pharmaceuticals are the bomb mom beautiful [03:49.24]she killed the fuckin dog with the medicine she done fed it [03:52.06]feed it a fuckin Aspirin and say that it has a headache [03:54.63]Here wanna snack, you hungry you fuckin brat? [03:57.13]look at that, its a Xanax take it and take a nap, eat it [04:00.35]but I dont need it, well fuck it then break it up [04:02.50]take a little piece then beat before you wake Nathan up [04:05.73]alright ma you win, I dont feel like arguing [04:08.11]Ill do it, pop it gobble it and start wobbling [04:10.69]stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, tripped then I fall in bed [04:13.41]with a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head [04:16.00] [04:16.26]My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs [04:20.76]thats why I am like I am cuz Im like her [04:26.03]because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs [04:31.41]thats why Im on what Im on cuz Im my mom [04:47.68]