[ti:Can I Bitch]
[ar:EMINEM]
[al:Straight From The Lab]
[by:(5nd音乐网)5nd]
[offset:500]
[00:00.49] Can I Bitch
[00:01.09] [in a high falsetto voice]
[00:12.39] Uncle Marshall!
[00:14.48] Will you tell us a bedtime story?
[00:18.20] [regular voice]
[00:19.03] Here we go...
[00:19.22]
[00:21.62] Now once upon a time not long ago
[00:23.28] There was a little rapper about to blow
[00:25.73] But his album came and it was not good
[00:28.02] I think it went lead or double copper wood
[00:30.05] So the silly little fans they were mislead
[00:32.36] By a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head
[00:34.57] "Me and you, Clef, were gonna make some cash
[00:36.79] Grab the silver paint and lets paint my ass"
[00:39.08] Hey mister, would ya care to bare witness to
[00:41.58] The ass-whippin Im about to administer
[00:43.71] To this ass-kissin little vaginal blister
[00:45.71] Stanabis, little Marshall Mathers sister
[00:47.90] And in this corner, we have the mister
[00:50.14] Not havin it, its the mad sinister
[00:52.49] Dr. Evil with his bag of tricks for
[00:54.73] this little antagonist faggot dick-suckin
[00:57.00] Ex-LL Cool J fan from Windsor
[00:59.10] Im bout to murder little Kenny fag Keniff-sta
[01:01.47] You bastard I aint wanna have to diss ya
[01:03.58] Canabis, where the fuck you at? I miss ya!
[01:04.55] [Chorus]
[01:06.00] Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
[01:08.32] Where for art thou Can-i-bitch?
[01:10.57] Please tell me what happened with
[01:12.78] That style that you were rappin with
[01:15.01] Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
[01:17.18] Are you from Los Angeles
[01:19.39] New York or just a janitor
[01:21.57] From Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch
[01:23.92]
[01:24.28] Now at first I aint really understand the shit
[01:25.98] Picture me for a second and imagine it
[01:28.24] Chillin in the Bat-Mansion and relaxin
[01:30.42] When all a sudden some bullshit comes across the scanners
[01:32.66] Its Can-i-bitch on some "Stan Lives" shit
[01:35.25] It creeped me out at first. Man this is sick
[01:37.31] For me, being just a sick, this conflict
[01:39.54] Gets my dick harder than arithmetic
[01:41.68] And I know how you jealous ones envy
[01:43.86] I shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent me
[01:46.05] The first two letters you were tellin me shit
[01:48.35] Like you respect me, like any other regular MC
[01:50.80] The third letter you ask how come I aint return
[01:53.49] None of the messages at Shady Records you left me
[01:55.26] The fourth letter: "Slim, you really startin to upset me!"
[01:57.57] The fifth letter told me you were comin to get me
[01:59.79] The sixth letter theres a bomb threat in our building
[02:01.99] This crazy motherfuckers really tryin to kill me!
[02:04.18] So I went back and read the first few letters that said
[02:06.71] Some shit about a message you left
[02:08.67] Oh shit, thats not an "E" thats an "A"
[02:11.03] This dude wants to leave me a "massage," hes gay!!
[02:13.17] Right away Im on the phone with Dr. Dre
[02:15.38] We got a bogey! (Marshall Im on the way)
[02:16.35]
[02:17.22] [Chorus]
[02:18.01] Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
[02:19.83] Where for art thou Can-i-bitch?
[02:22.15] Please tell me what happened with
[02:24.30] That style that you were rappin with
[02:26.53] Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
[02:28.89] Are you from Los Angeles
[02:31.06] New York or just a janitor
[02:33.16] From Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch
[02:35.41]
[02:35.81] So in two seconds flat Dres at my crib
[02:37.63] The funny thing is we both know where this kid lives
[02:39.86] And neither one of us have Canadian citizenship
[02:42.02] Shit. Oh Dre, wait a mintue thats it
[02:44.56] All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo boost
[02:46.47] We can fly over the border "Lets go" [WOOSH!]
[02:48.99] So were off to Toronto and were gainin speed
[02:51.06] [BOOSH!] (What was that? Oh) Jermaine Dupri
[02:53.29] Fuck It, keep goin no time to waste
[02:55.41] Wait, backup hit him one more time in case
[02:57.72] Okay .. fuck now hes draggin under the car
[03:00.00] Oh well, only 30 more thousand miles
[03:02.44] Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin to conversate
[03:04.46] Just tryin to find a reason for the constant hate
[03:06.59] And tryin to figure out what happened to Germaine Propaine
[03:08.24]
[03:08.40] "He couldnt have fell off that hard" Aint no way
[03:11.20] "What happened to the way you was rappin when you was scandalous
[03:13.16] That Canibus turned into a television evangelist"
[03:16.40] Plus he raps with his regular voice [BOOSH! BOOSH!] [BOOSH! BOOSH!]
[03:19.38] (What was that?) Pet Shop Boys
[03:20.45] So we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted
[03:22.67] His corpse was still movin but his ass was rotted
[03:24.98] He kinda smelled a little like Courtney Love
[03:27.14] I figure if I stick him with a fork hes done
[03:29.42] So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin, Christ
[03:31.96] He wont die, this guys like a battered wife
[03:33.96] Hes like Kim, he keeps comin back for more
[03:36.02] But he wont fight back I cracked his jaw
[03:38.29] Hold up, Bis quit foldin up!
[03:40.57] Punch me in the chest! Make my shoulders touch!
[03:42.86] Do somethin! At least one punchline
[03:45.10] Cmon till the meter reads 9-9-9-
[03:47.93] ty-nine percent of my fans are blonde
[03:49.51] Bis cmon answer me man respond!
[03:51.78] Tell me bout the sun rain moon and stars
[03:54.04] Intergalatical metaphors from Mars!
[03:56.24] Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir Dogs
[03:58.58] Bite another line from Redmans song!
[04:00.76] Suddenly the stub from a dead mans arm
[04:02.92] From a midget reaches out from under the car
[04:05.13] Its JD, this motherfucker wont die neither
[04:07.55] Dre starts sprayin him with cans of ether
[04:09.73] We stomped the bitch and then stopmed the bitch again
[04:12.09] (Compton!) Detroit bitch! Talk some shit again!
[04:14.29] Stomp him! (switch feet) Stomp him! (switch again!)
[04:16.60] Dre alright hes dead dog, quit kickin him!
[04:18.92] I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge again (Damn)
[04:21.56] He disappeared yo hes gone he did it again
[04:23.00] [Chorus]
[04:23.07] Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
[04:25.60] Where for art thou Can-i-bitch?
[04:27.84] Please tell me what happened with
[04:30.12] That style that you were rappin with
[04:32.30] Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
[04:34.61] Are you from Los Angeles
[04:36.76] New York or just a janitor
[04:38.88] From Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch