I'm Miss "American Dream"

Since I was 17

Don't matter if I step on the scene

Or sneak away to the Philippines

They still got pictures of my derrière in the magazine

You want a piece of me?

You want a piece of me?



I'm Miss "Bad Media Karma"

Another day, another drama

Guess I can't see no harm

In working and being a mama

And with a kid on my arm

I'm still an exception, and everybody

Want a piece of me



I'm Mrs. "Lifestyles Of The Rich & Famous"

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. "Oh My God, That Britney's Shameless!"

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. "Extra! Extra! This Just In!"

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. "she's too big, now she's too thin"

(You want a piece of me?)



I'm Mrs. 'You want a piece of me?'

Tryin' and pissin' me off

Well get in line with the paparazzi

Who's flippin' me off?

Hoping I'll resort to startin' havoc

And end up settlin' in court

Now are you sure you want a piece of me?

(You want a piece of me?)



I'm Mrs. "Most Likely To Get On TV For Strippin' On The Streets"

When getting the groceries, no, for real

Are you kidding me?

Causing panic in the industry

I mean, please

Do you want a piece of me?



I'm Mrs. "Lifestyles Of The Rich & Famous"

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. "Oh My God, That Britney's Shameless!"

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. "Extra! Extra! This Just In!"

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. "she's too big, now she's too thin"

(You want a piece of me?)



I'm Miss "American Dream"

Since I was 17

Don't matter if I step on the scene

Or sneak away to the Philippines

They still got pictures of my derrière in the magazine

You want a piece of me?

You want a piece, piece of me?



You want a piece of me?



I'm Mrs. "Lifestyles Of The Rich & Famous"

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. "Oh My God, That Britney's Shameless!"

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. "Extra! Extra! This Just In!"

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. "she's too big, now she's too thin"

(You want a piece of me?)



I'm Mrs. "Lifestyles Of The Rich & Famous"

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. "Oh My God, That Britney's Shameless!"

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. "Extra! Extra! This Just In!"

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. "she's too big, now she's too thin"

(You want a piece of me?)



Oh yeah

You want a piece of me