When I like you,

It's total revenge.

I want to, but I can pretend,

That I don't need to be by your side again.



Wrap me up,

In a plastic case,

Pat me down,

With your warm embrace,

I wanna know

Where you lay your face at night,

For all these years.



You're a problem,

That I can't abide,

I could sleep well,

If only I tried,

But I stay up and dream of a bride to be,

Oh me, Oh my.



Give it up,

I can't wait no more.

I am stuck on your bedroom floor.

With the thought,

That I may not be,

As great as those that came before.



There's a man assigned to me,

And he checks on my stability.

We discuss you every week.

Then I rinse and rinse, repeat.



But maybe, I can show you,

Baby, Maybe,

I can relax for good,

Whoa baby, I can show you,

Maybe, Baby,



There's a man assigned to me,

And he checks on my stability,

We discuss you every week,

Then I rinse and rinse, repeat.

And he charges by the tear,

Til I weep no more strictly out of fear,

That I can't afford your love,

And the moon just burns above.