It was a dusty old night

and I'm the first to admit it

I am sure i upset someone

But my memory has chosen to omit it



A tiny voice was telling me

i REALLY should cool it

Chewing my face off

talking absolute rubbish



The first line hit me like a kick in the face

Thought I better have another one just in case

Next thing i knew my heart was under attack

Bought a one way ticket to hell....



And Back!

One Way Ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back



I'm always trying to keep my vices under wraps

But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps

They seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits

But my septum is in tatters

And I've still got the runs



Burned for a moment then it kicked like a mule

Strangers are agreeing that it was rocket fuel

Several massive chocking lines of glorious gack

Bought a one way ticket to hell...



And back!

One Way Ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back



[Sitar/effects]

Stick it up your f*cking nose! Woohoo!

[Solo]



Holding court, repeating myself, each repetition slightly louder

Pausing long enough to snort that white powder

The wheels came off but I'm still on track

Bought a one way ticket to hell



And back!

One way ticket to hell and back(yeah)

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back(ooh yeah)

One way ticket to hell and back,

Bought a one way ticket to hell (oooh yeaah)



One way ticket to hell and back(woo!)

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back,

Bought a one way ticket to hell...