[ti:Fake Tales Of San Francisco] [ar:Arctic Monkeys] [al:Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not] [00:00.00]Arctic Monkeys - Fake Tales Of San Francisco [00:07.20] [00:09.20]Fake Tales of San Francisco [00:11.95]Echo through the room [00:16.51]More point to a wedding disco [00:19.26]Without a bride or groom [00:23.80]There's a super cool band yeah [00:25.70]With their trilbys and their glasses of white wine [00:31.35]And all the weekend rockstars in the toilets [00:34.61]Practicing their lines [00:37.21] [00:39.70]I don't want to hear you [00:41.30](Kick me out, kick me out) [00:43.42]I don't want to hear, you know [00:45.04](Kick me out, kick me out) [00:47.14]I don't want to hear you [00:48.77](Kick me out, kick me out) [00:50.99]I don't want to hear you [00:52.83]I don't want to hear your... [00:54.57]Fake Tales of San Fransisco [00:57.36]Echo through the air [01:01.49]And there's a few bored faces in the back [01:04.28]All wishing they weren't there [01:07.16] [01:09.11]And as the microphone squeaks [01:10.96]A young girl's telephone beeps [01:12.93]Yeah she's dashing for the exit [01:14.74]And she's running to the streets outside [01:17.59]"Oh you've saved me," she screams down the line [01:20.71]"The band were fucking wank" [01:22.37]And I'm not having a nice time" [01:24.71] [01:25.11]I don't want to hear you [01:26.84](Kick me out, kick me out) [01:28.80]I don't want to hear, you know [01:30.55](Kick me out, kick me out) [01:31.71]Yeah but his bird thinks it's amazing, though [01:34.17]So all that's left [01:35.69]Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf [01:39.19] [01:56.31]He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar [01:59.92]I don't quite know the distance [02:01.41]But I'm sure that's far [02:04.17]Yeah I'm sure that's pretty far [02:07.30] [02:10.97]And yeah, I'd love to tell you all my problem [02:14.57]You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham [02:18.19]So get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook [02:21.80]Yeah, yeah, yeah [02:24.05]Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook [02:27.32]Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook [02:30.92]Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook [02:34.67]Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook [02:38.11]Yeah