[ti:The Real Slim Shady]
[ar:Eminem]
[al:The Marshall Mathers]
[by:(5nd音乐网)5nd]
[00:01]
[00:02]May I have your attention please?
[00:06]May I have your attention please?
[00:08]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:11]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:16]Were going to have a problem here
(Verse 1)
[00:18]Yall act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23]started whoopin her ass worse than before
[00:25]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
[00:27]Its the return of the
[00:28]"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didnt just say what I think he did, did he?"
[00:32]And Dr Dre said
[00:33]....Nothing you idiots Dr Dres dead, hes locked in my basement (haha)
[00:36]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady Im sick of him
[00:41]look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:43]limpin to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though"
[00:45]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:47]but no worse than whats going on in your parents bedrooms
[00:50]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
[00:52]but cant, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55]my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
[00:56]and if Im lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59]and thats the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01]and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is.
[01:03]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:05]by the time they hit 4th grade,
[01:07]they got the discovery channel dont they?
[01:08]We aint nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals
[01:10]who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
[01:13]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:16]then theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope
[01:18]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
[01:20]Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...
(Chorus)
[01:22]Im Slim Shady
[01:23]Yes Im the real Shady
[01:24]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:26]So wont the real Slim Shady...
[01:28]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[01:31]becuase Im Slim Shady
[01:32]Yes Im the real Shady
[01:33]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:35]So wont the real Slim shady...
[01:37]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
(Verse 2)
[01:40]Will Smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:43]Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
[01:45]You think I give a damm about a Grammy?
[01:47]Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me.
[01:50]"But Slim what if u win wouldnt it be weird?"
[01:52]Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
[01:54]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
[01:56]Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01]And hear em argue over who she gave head to first.
[02:03]Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:05]"yeah hes cute but I think hes married to Kim, hehe"
[02:08]I should download her audio on mp3
[02:10]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream)
[02:12]Im sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:15]So Ive been sent here to destroy you
[02:17]And theres a million of us just like me
[02:19]Who cuss like me
[02:20]Who just dont give a fuck like me
[02:21]Who dress like me
[02:22]Walk, talk and act like me
[02:23]It just might be the next best thing
[02:25]But not quite me
(Chorus)
[02:26]Im Slim Shady
[02:27]Yes Im the real Shady
[02:28]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:30]So wont the real Slim Shady...
[02:32]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[02:35]becuase Im Slim Shady
[02:36]Yes Im the real Shady
[02:37]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40]So wont the real Slim shady...
[02:41]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
(Verse 3)
[02:44]Im like a headtrip to listen to
[02:46]Cause Im only giving you
[02:47]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[02:49]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
[02:52]And I dont gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[02:54]I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56]And whether you like to admit it (rip)
[02:57]I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
[03:00]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.
[03:03]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when Im 30
[03:05]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty.
[03:07]Pinching nurses asses when Im jackin off with Jergens and Im jerking
[03:10]But this whole bag of viagra isnt working
[03:12]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
[03:14]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
[03:16]Or in the parking lot circling
[03:19]screaming I dont give a fuck
[03:20]With his windows down and system up
[03:22]So will the real Shady, please stand up
[03:23]and put one of those fingures on each hand up
[03:26]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:28]and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
(Chorus)
[03:30]Cuz Im Slim Shady
[03:31]Yes Im the real Shady
[03:32]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35]So wont the real Slim Shady...
[03:36]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[03:39]becuase Im Slim Shady
[03:40]Yes Im the real Shady
[03:41]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:44]So wont the real Slim shady...
[03:45]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[03:49]Im Slim Shady
[03:50]Yes Im the real Shady
[03:51]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:53]So wont the real Slim Shady...
[03:54]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[03:58]becuase Im Slim Shady
[03:59]Yes Im the real Shady
[04:00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:02]So wont the real Slim shady...
[04:03]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
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